No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.

boop boop  （　´∀｀）

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

blue-without-you:

po1ar-bear:

4ncient:

c-4n0-n:

oc3anspray:

aut0graph:

aut0graph:

k1tty-k1ng:

oct4nandos:

j4k-e:

foundn3mo:

tig-rs:

4mbah:

k-lloggs:

crystall1ne:

rew4rd:

whenever you see this on your dash, you have to reblog.

it is law.

how many times should you have this on your blog?

the limit does not exist

boo you whore

Gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen.

“i can’t go out….. i’m sick? *cough cough*

Let me tell you something about oct4nandos. We were best friends when I started Tumblr.. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in the summer, I reblogged my first picture (this picture) which was totally gorgeous but then I moved onto better photos, and oct4nandos was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would reblog this photo for my followers, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you reblog my photos?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-10k+ pool party, I was like, “oct4nandos, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a newbie.” I mean I couldn’t have a newbie blog at my party. There were gonna be tumblr famous people there with their *20k followers*. I mean, right? She had less than 10k! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of tumblr because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, her theme was changed  and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s trying to be oct4love

I FOUND IT OMFG 

Every time you see this you must reblog. It’s like the rules of feminism.

^omfg laughing my ass off hehe c:

CHRISTIAN IS PERFECT EVERYONE ELSE IS IRRELEVANT GOODBYE

YOU GO GLEN COCO

i will never stop loving this post

They don’t know…

penanggalanboy:

at any time by ｔｃｄ