July 2012
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 5 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT?
Parents: You're obsessed
Teachers: You're obsessed
Friends: You're obsessed
Enemies: You're obsessed
Cat: You're obsessed
Dog: You're obsessed
Tupac: You're obsessed
Fans: WE'RE NOT OBSESSED WE'RE DEDICATED
Me: No I'm obsessed
“¿Por qué seré tan callado? cuanto más hablan los que me rodean, menos ganas...”
“It’s a lot more likely the world is going to end because humanity destroys...”
June 2012
fuckyeahspringfield:
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klainerific:
Okay, so Sim!Kurt and Sim!Blaine live pretty stressful lives. The one night, Blaine was so exhausted when he got home from work, he set the house on fire.
Firebitch was no help at all and just stood there and watched while Kurt and Blaine put out the fire themselves.
At least, I thought he was helping.
Apparently singing into the end of the extinguisher hose is now an...
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snowcoveredhills:
Watching Blame it on the alcohol and crying because of all the fics I’ve read about what happened after the tequila shots.
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“We were all so excited to visit the White House and everybody had cameras and...”
– Dianna Agron (via chriscarsonkurt)
why am I not surprised (via starrysleeper)
TUMBLR UNIVERSITY
Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
Harry Potter Classes: Potions, Herbology, Charms, Ancient Runes, Arithmancy, Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Divination, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration
P.E.: Yoga with Tom Hiddleston, Gym with Chris Hemsworth, Quidditch, Swimming with Benedict Cumberbatch
Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101
Kingdom Hearts Classes: How to Play the Game, Heartless Dissection and Item Synthesis 101.
Ace Attorney Classes: How to scream Objection, figuring out which is a ladder and a steppladder and airguitaring 101.
Ghost Trick: How to die, How to get back to life, how to read.
Devil may cry classes: How to Defy Physics, Devil Arms, Demon anatomy, Demonology, Guns & Swords lessons, What The Heck Is A Vital Star 101
The Legend of Korra Classes: How to be a Bender, Chi-blocking, How to ride a polarbear dog, Pro-bending gym class, Shipping Etiquette, Chinese Culture, and anti-whitewashing classes. Don't forget the How to Understand the Meaning of "Love Triangles" classes, Knitting (taught by Mako
Avatar The Last Airbender Classes: Make Your Daddy Love You in 30 Days (taught by Zuko), How to Not Give A Flying Fuck (taught by Toph), Necklace Making 101 (taught by Aang), Tea Making (taught by Iroh), Sassbending (taught by Katara)
Hunger Games: Lots of physical education, survival skills, how not to fall in love, baking (taught by Peeta), how to make snares (taught by Gale)
Hetalia: History lessons, the art of international shipping, How to become an Empire (taught by England, Spain and Prussia), Art classes (with Italy), Cooking class (with France), How to be a Hero (with America)
One Piece: How to sail a ship and navigate the Grand Line (taught by Nami with a fee)
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hetastuck:
wow did you know
that sometimes when someone gets a compliment and they say things like, “‘I’m not pretty, but thanks.’im really not’, ‘i dont think i look nice’, etc.
they aren’t always fishing for compliments
some people literally believe they aren’t
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